My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”
“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
You know you sang it in your head.
I sang it in my head holy shit
how long did this take
You know you ship too much when your new otp is your boyfriend and his best friend….
I can imagine Tom choosing the white shirt with an evil look on his face.
'Hmm… which one will destroy them the most? the black one? nah I'll be wet maybe this on-oh yes YOU WHITE SEMI TRANSPARENT THING'
A collection of 850 mineral eggs carved in the renowned gem-cutting center of Idar-Oberstein, Germany.
dragon eggs, you mean dragon eggs. those are definately dragon eggs
Tom Hiddleston accepts the ALS ice bucket challenge [x]
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem
the UMass debate team is really upset about this, I’ve heard